Deboning babies

Läste Peters inlägg om fru Beckhams senaste väskinköp för 950 000 kronor och kom genast att tänka på en Sarah Silverman-monolog.

i'm not into jewelry or anything, but there's a jewel that i think is - uah i'm gonna sound like suck a jap - but there is one jewel i think is stunning. it's just like a classic. and by jap i mean japanese. but, uhm, it's like gorgeous and it's really rare. you know it's only found like on the tip of the tailbone of etiopian babies. they, uhm, debone the babies. i know that sounds so bad when you say it out loud. but no, if you saw it: so worth it. SO WORTH IT!
how do i even describe it? it's like if a diamond had that newborn baby smell, it's so "naw, i want it!"